Aunty's lost all her words!

Gasp! The, the, a friend, the, and then, but, the


So; darlings. My pal has just told me that her father follows this blog. THIS blog. I might tell you that Aunty was in awe of this chap thirty years ago, and the idea that he might now be reading my words makes me stumble more than a gallon of cheap Rioja. Silver-screeny, he is. Gasp.

Lord. I'll have to start writing something interesting and pithy pretty damn soon, no?