Monday 4 January 2010

I made a New Year's Resolution, once

I vowed to drink vodka.

It culminated in a local cab company refusing to ever deal with me again. Also, whenever my friend (whose party was the scene of this vodka experiment) plans any more parties, his neighbours knock on the door, quivering with fear, asking "that woman isn't coming again, is she?"

Good times. Excellent times.

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