Tuesday 1 December 2009

The secrets of a superstar body. Do not ask me to divulge the source of this information

Darlings; Aunty has become privy to some rather fabulous information. A certain superstar friend has related to me how she very easily dropped two dress sizes. And it's something that's entirely achievable.

It's simple: all she had to do was to hire a nanny to look after the kids; a cook to prepare healthy and nutritious meals, and hide the Haribo; and a housekeeper to do all the cleaning. Then she had a gym installed in her home, and hired a personal trainer with whom she worked out for six hours every day.

So really, loves, there's no reason why we ought to sit around making excuses about why we're not a size six. It's so bloody, soddingly, simple. If you're richer than sin and more pampered than a Hollywood chihuahua.

Pah.

Glass of wine and some Toblerone, anyone?

Aunty
x

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