An old dog, and so much of everything

An old dog

I am an old dog who resists learning new tricks: whenever I record a programme, I never refer to having Sky Plussed it; I still say I've taped it.



So much of everything

Do you remember when there was one number for directory enquiries? Now, every Joe and his out-of-town cousin has a directory enquiry service, with a number that's almost identical to everyone else. This leads to a proliferation of silly jingles designed to make us remember one particular number, when in fact they all just merge.