There's a time and a place. And this is not it.

So. I was in Sainsburys, buying houmous. Just so you know. It's an alibi.

Two women, who were re-stocking the fridges, were discussing last night's TV; and more specifically, the bush tucker trials. There are certain phrases one doesn't need to hear when one is buying food: "When she started gagging, I had to look away", and "I don't know if I'd drink beetle juice" are high on the list.

Have a savoury day, kids.